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you are a bird. more than that— you’re a trashy, loud, angry little motherfucker of a bird. it’s summertime and the humans around these parts are louder and grosser than you, which will absolutely NOT FLY.

the crime here is anything your little bird mind can come up with. the victims here are humans actively disrupting your nesting grounds who are maybe also flying confederate flags. not that you know what that is. you're just here to cause chaos.

a sort-of hack of honey heist by grant howitt about pooping, minor crime, and also destroying public property. written for felonious fauna #FF2k19. 

the print version prints on letter size paper; the not print version is a4. the child friendly version is zine size and can be printed two pages to one landscape page of letter paper.

CategoryPhysical game
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(4 total ratings)
Authora. fell
Tagsbeach, birds, chaos, kid-friendly, light-hearted, Tabletop role-playing game


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arson murder and (blue)jaywalking v0.pdf 181 kB
arson murder and (blue)jaywalking v0 -- print version.pdf 178 kB

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arson murder and (blue)jaywalking v0 -- child friendly version.pdf 172 kB

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This sounds like a more destructive "Untitled Goose Game" in tabletop RPG form.